A Kleenex Moment
'Sex Teen Love Doll'
Sex teen love doll
£18.66
With 15% discount to celebrate the end of the postal dispute
Soft-feel flesh
Fire retardant
Curvaceous figure
Flexible rubber
No batteries included
Just need a damp towel and an asthma inhaler
Optional items
KY Jelly
82 grams: optimistic bachelor-sized
Sex toy cleaner
Kinky circus midget or a can of Mr. Sheen?
Specification
Weight capacity: unknown
Lose weight you lardy pervert lest she blows
Material: heavy duty vinyl
May melt if you make love in front of the fire or like your lust to have a dose of serious friction
Dispatched within 24 hours
Satisfied within 30 seconds
Order now
4th November 2003
Sex teen love doll
£18.66
With 15% discount to celebrate the end of the postal dispute
Soft-feel flesh
Fire retardant
Curvaceous figure
Flexible rubber
No batteries included
Just need a damp towel and an asthma inhaler
Optional items
KY Jelly
82 grams: optimistic bachelor-sized
Sex toy cleaner
Kinky circus midget or a can of Mr. Sheen?
Specification
Weight capacity: unknown
Lose weight you lardy pervert lest she blows
Material: heavy duty vinyl
May melt if you make love in front of the fire or like your lust to have a dose of serious friction
Dispatched within 24 hours
Satisfied within 30 seconds
Order now
4th November 2003
posted by Harry Twatts at 9:50 PM
2 Comments:
Got this old book on stand-up comedy from the 90s, it claims that words starting with K are funnier than their same--sounding counterparts starting with C. King is funny, Cake is not. Cloth is dull, Kleenex is hot.
Thanks Marque.
K is a great letter. Reminds me of the brand name for a European toilet paper - 'Krapp'.
Not sure about 'Kock'/'Kok' though. I'll experiment by writing insults like that to the magistrate.
Harry
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