So what if they're high in fat?

'Beached Adonis and the Hungry Gay Coast Guard'

Washed up and
taken for detritus,
I linger to admire
tight buttocks -
they could
crack walnuts.

Longing to
cream his cracker -
and use my
breakfast sausage
to stir his
thick porridge,
I cruise confidently
towards cliff face -
and prepare to
sink my battleship.

14th April 2006, bored out of my tiny friggin' mind...